Driving home from the city we passed a billboard advertising spray tans at a local tanning salon chain here.  My youngest (California-raised) boy had questions…

10 yo: What’s a spray tan?

Me: People go into a tanning salon and basically have their skin sprayed a little darker.

10 yo: like spray painting?

Me: Yeah, they basically are heaving their skin dyed…

10 yo: Geeze people it’s so much easier… just go to the beach!

Me: …